did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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