And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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