did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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