i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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