My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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