I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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