i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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