Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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