I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
