You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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