Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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