It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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