So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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