Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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