Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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