I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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