i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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