he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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