Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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