Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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