There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
