He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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