In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I touched a dick in church today
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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