Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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