i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Damn victory sex feels great
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
