wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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