found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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