ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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