My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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