Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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