i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Do plants get herpes?
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