I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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