with your own penis?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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