its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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