Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He? As in you personified your dick?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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