problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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