kristin has been a bad kristin
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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