i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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