I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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