He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
