Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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