i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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