Is it because I queefed?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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