you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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