You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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