I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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