Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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