Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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