problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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