She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Can you bring me the toilet please
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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