I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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