I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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